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Not Amused

O muse, o alto ingegno, or m'aiutate;

o mente che scrivesti cio ch'io vidi....*

--Dante Alighieri, Inferno

When the house of Yves Saint Laurent named its latest "it bag" contender the "Muse" (below, $1,295),

YSL Muse

it probably didn't intend to inspire Urban Outfitters to create the Pebbled Bowling Bag (below, $58).

Still, it answers that all-important question:  What's a girl to wear through Dante's nine circles of hell?

*O muses, o high wit, help me now!

o memory that recorded what I saw....