Mascara Madness
While many consumer protection organizations are concerned about the lead content of toys manufactured in China or toothpaste sweetened with antifreeze, Spanish consumer advocates are apparently focused on ... the authenticity of Penelope Cruz's eyelashes.
In response, L'Oreal added a disclaimer to TV ads featuring Cruz and her fluttering fakes. Parody ensued:
And what's the legal penalty for such blatant public deception? Fifty lashes, naturally.
