Um, Thanks?
From Overheard in the Office:
Make-up counter girl: ... And can I interest you in our free gift?
Customer: Sure! What is it?
Make-up girl: It's a real faux leather bag!Department store, 34th Street
New York, New York
Hmmm. Would this be the same department store on 34th Street that once boasted the real Santa as an employee? What an extraordinary tradition of retail alchemy.
