Fire the Speechwriter AND the Stylist
Please tell me that one of the most intelligent and powerful women in America, a woman who aspired to be Commander in Chief, did not just thank her "sisterhood of the traveling pantsuits." In front of the delegates to the Democratic National Convention and a national television audience. While wearing bright orange.
Barak, if you're elected, please appoint Hillary Clinton to the Supreme Court. Not only because she'd be a fabulous justice, but also because it's very hard to turn a long black robe into a fashion faux pas.
Or a style-related pun that sets even Counterfeit Chic's teeth on edge.