Stolen Sh*t
Either several contributors to Overheard in New York reported the same vendor's shtick, or there's a new marketing angle on the street:
Street vendor, yelling: Anyone need coach purses? Anyone need stolen shit?
--Times SquareOverheard by: Sarah and Andrew
Black guy holding purses: Yo! Who wants to buy some stolen shit? I got some nice stolen shit over here.--Times SquareOverheard by: A Little Too Intrigued
Man selling bootleg designer bags: Anyone want some stolen shit?--45th St & BroadwayOverheard by: Claire
Yelling man peddling counterfeit purses: Get your stolen shit! Everyone needs some stolen shit! It's stolen in New York, so it still counts as being from New York!--Time Square
Thug holding handbags: Who want some stolen shit? I'm not gonna lie in 2009. I got Dolce & Gabanna and Louis Vuitton. Who want some stolen shit?--Times Square
Who's willing to bet that it's only the trademarks that were stolen?
(See also: A Discerning Consumer)
